Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 22, 2022
Scrappy Lad: This stinks! I'm too weak to help in a fight. Captain Victorious: Maybe you're not cut out for superheroics. Scrappy Lad: But I've got what it takes!! I've got the heart of a lion! The reflexes of a panther! The tenacity of a badger! Captain Victorious: The physique of a Smurf... Scrappy Lad: Hey, I'm only a quarter Smurf!!