Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 18, 2022
Moxie Gumption: Scrappy Lad? Scrappy Lad: What's the word, doll-face? Moxie: What're you, a bad boy now? Scrappy Lad: Oh, I'm bad to the bone, honey! I play by my own rules! I throw caution to the wind! I live fast and die hard! I'm ten pounds of tough in a five-pound bag! I'm baaaad!! Moxie: I just knocked over a liquor store while you were talking. Scrappy Lad: I'm too cute for jail!! Agghhh!!