Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 12, 2022
Hamhock: Man, this storm is crazy! They say there's major flooding! Streets are wiped out! People are losing their homes! I should check the news and get an update. The thought of those poor people stuck out there is just - what? The cable's out?? OH MY LORD, THIS IS THE WORST TRAGEDY TO EVER BEFALL MANKIND!!!