Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 26, 2022
Ralston: Dynaman, I always thought you should be more popular than Captain Victorious. Dynaman: Me too! Ralston: I mean, he's lazy, arrogant, selfish, and not terribly bright! Dynaman: Uh, is there anything about me that factors in there? Ralston: You can't possibly be worse? Dynaman: I"ll take it!