Perhaps Trump is actually much less weighty than his bloated, obese appearance suggests, because he is just a big gasbag filled with hot air — the balloon buffoon!
Although the reading on the scale looked suspiciously like the thick felt tip of a Sharpie®.
Remember, Donnie, it’s not “prison,” it’s “alternative freedom.”
Perhaps Trump is actually much less weighty than his bloated, obese appearance suggests, because he is just a big gasbag filled with hot air — the balloon buffoon!
Although the reading on the scale looked suspiciously like the thick felt tip of a Sharpie®.
Remember, Donnie, it’s not “prison,” it’s “alternative freedom.”