La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 14, 2004
9/11 commission member: Mr. President, can we stay on topic? Why didn't you take terrorism seriously before 9-11? George W. Bush: That's a barrel of bull biscuits! That liar Richard Clarke is just pushin' his lie-filled book! You can't blame the fella, seein' as how his baby-seal-clubbing vacation business ain't doing so hot. 9/11 commission member: Mr. President! The President testifies candidly to the 9-11 panel.