La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 11, 2005
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Person: Hola! I'm phat boy, and you're watching Moco 101's Spanglish video show! Up next is Cuco Rocha's new patriotic video: President Bush is never wrong! Cuco: My new album drops manana. Be sure to pick it up: "Get Roach, Die Tryin'!" President Bush is never wrong. If you don't understand, listen to my rap song. If you accuse G. Dubya of being a liar, you may turn around and find your pants are on fire! Man: Just pretend it's a slot machine! Cuco: If you're standing at the dump and can't afford gasoline, he'll say! And if you wanna discuss a White House error, Man 2: G. Dubya will now give a speech on terror. Cuco: So did he save New Orleans?! People: Yeah! Cuco: Is the White House squeaky clean?! People: Yeah! Cuco: Did he end Iraq's drama?! People: Yeah! Cuco: Has he captured Osama?! People: Yeah! Cuco: It even says in the Bible, you should be humble. Admit when you're wrong when you slip and fumble. But not you presidente you know you're the besta your work is done here time for a siesta! Paubra. Bush is never wrong Cuco Rocha Bad Bug Records