La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 02, 2016
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Anchor Baby News News by pre-millennials Gibby Isabel Isabel: A recent poll of millennials shows that sixty percent want to send troops to fight ISIS, but eighty-five percent said they wouldn't sign up to fight. They probably don't want to join the army because of the "no bear" policy. By the way, ISIS has no such policy.
“Any Muslim must have a beard.”Not all the Muslim women I know have beards.