Lola by Todd Clark for December 21, 2009
Sammy says, "Leeanne, I've got the most awesome Christmas present picked out for you." Leeanne says, "Sammy?" Leeanne says, "We go over this every year. I'm Jewish. You don't get me a Christmas present." Sammy says, "Oh, right?" Sammy says, "Well, then I'll just put that thousand bucks back in savings." Leeanne says, "Uh-huh."