Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 16, 1992
Transcript:
Dad: Brad, do you know what abstinence is? It's when you withhold from doing something. Dad: In your case, it means....that is, what we're talking about here is...not doing...um..not having..not engaging in...um.. Brad: You want my sex life to be like this conversation. Dad: Exactly.
Hint, Brad, the first step to having sex is getting the girl to remember your name.