Luann by Greg Evans for September 21, 1997
Dad: So, Luann. how are you classes this year? Luann: Ok. Luann: I've got Mr. Briggs for math and on the first day he told us all the gory details of his kidney stone operation. Luann: Mrs. Haworth, my home EC teacher, can't stop yakking about her new boyfriend. my science teacher has a weird accent and doesn't wear socks. Luann: My PE teacher, Miss Allison, dyed her hair, but you can still see the gray, and my english teacher, Mr. Fogarty, is constantly grumpy. Dad: A week of school and all she has is gossip? Mom: Kind of like when you came home from the first week of your new job?