Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 17, 2000
Transcript:
Mr Fogart is annoyed and says to Miss Phelps: "Swell, dandy, your valentine is mangled, coffee smeared, torn in half..." To which Miss Phelps replies: "It's the thought that counts, Fogarty." Miss Phelps looks at the card and says: "Let's see if I can read it... " My feelings for you are... something... and I want to... something your something... because you are a person I..." Miss Phelps looks confused and says : "Dust? Lust?" To which Fogarty replies: "Trust!"
Lust would be perfect. But not on a valentine!