Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 21, 2002
Transcript:
"Sexy clothes, sexy shoes, sexy fragrances, lotions for sexy skin, shampoo for sexy hair, toothpaste for sexy teeth.." "Wonder what would happen if I used all these products at one time?" "Every guy on the planet would swarm to you, causing the earth to fly out of orbit and crash into the sun. The entire universe would explode in a 400-trillion-degree fireball, ending life as we know it forever." "Guys would swarm to me, huh?"
Of course Bernice knows that things moving around on Earth cannot affect the orbit.