January 17, 2018
The logical solutions would be to report Stef to the Dean of Students since no university wants to be known as the place where children lose their virginity. Report Kip to the Coach because he’s clearly wasting a lot of energy he could be using on the playing field. Move back into her mansion for sleeping and socialize at the student center the rest of the time.
The Funny solution, because Greg is all for the Funny (even if he has gone four days now without being funny once…. is for Tiffany to start pranking Stef and Kip in the Privacy hut. Shaving cream in the mattress. Whoopie cushions. water balloons. Setting off a siren with flashing red lights whenever one of them comes. Make Stef regret dragging Kip into their dorm. Now that would be just desserts and — funny!
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