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Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for January 06, 2016
Husband: I'm a man! The sound of my muscles flexing can shatter a baby's teeth. If you connect the moles on my back you'll get a map to the gym. I kiss my car every night before bed. I kiss the neighbor's car every night before bed. Neighbor: What the hell is he doing? Husband: I own a hammer. If my hammer was a woman I would make love to it. But my hammer is a man! So I watch sports with it and drink wi... Wife: Enough! You don't have to do that everytime I fix something you can't!
This reminds me of my favorite Wondermark strip.http://wondermark.com/523/
I used a Wrench!