Matt Bors for July 07, 2008
General Wesley Clark committed HIGH TREASON when he lobbied an unpatriotic attack on John McCain. FACE the OLD GUY General: Being shot down in a fighter jet is not a qualification to be president. THIS IS WRONG! Being a downed jet pilot CREATES the executive experience you need to lead. News Anchor: If Barack expects to win working-class whites, he needs to be SHOT DOWN over Hanoi come fall! Obama was a healthy six-year-old in 1967. If he had chosen to carpet bomb Vietnam - and been shot down - he'd be on even footing with McCain right now. Man: You'll be White House material when we're through.* * Translated from filthy Commie tongue - MB And if he had been a P.O.W. we could expect nothing but RESPECT for his distinguished service. Aggressive Pundit: Did they brainwash him into a MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE? Timid Pundit: Black men often convert to ISLAM in prison, you know. Just sayin'.
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