Matt Bors for December 24, 2008
Obama has tapped popular evangelical leader and best-selling author, God, to deliver his inaugural invocation. God: WOO-HOO! I've made the big time! Jesus Inside Gay rights advocates point out God's history of inflammatory behavior. Man: Guy wiped out a WHOLE CITY over some backdoor lovin'! Man #2: HELL-O!? Dude's a closet case! But Obama is reaching out to imaginary beings across the political spectrum. Barack Obama: We can disagree with Allah, Buddha, and Thor without being disagreeable. The Office In fact, other interpretations of God have been invited to speak. Liberal hippy God will read his lousy poems One Love The version of God that does not interfere with earthly affairs has yet to RSVP. God: I should go - I haven't been out of the house since the Big Bang.
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