Matt Bors for July 27, 2009
July 22, 2009
July 29, 2009
Transcript:
Bipartisan Compromise Man: We must guarantee that life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are UNALIENABLE RIGHTS! Man #2: Full coverage for everyone?! Man #3: It'll be expensive! Man #4: SLOW DOWN. Man #5: There will be LONG WAITS! Man #6: And bureaucrats RATIONING our happiness! And so: Man: "All men are endowed by their creator with unalienable ACCESS to rights through private plans. With a nifty public option to cover (almost) EVERYONE left out." Benjamin Franklin: Rousing.
