Monty by Jim Meddick for May 29, 2002
Transcript:
"Say, Dwayne, who's this in the picture?" "Oh..that's Ursula, my ex-girlfriend..it still hurts me that we weren't able to work things out.." "Well, I'm sure it must've been tough managing the whole vampire/werewolf mixed relationship thing.." "Ursula's not a werewolk. She's from Baklavania. Women don't shave their legs in Baklavania.." "Oh. SOrry. I thought maybe she was in mid-transformation."