Monty by Jim Meddick for December 26, 2002

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?I was worried after last year?s fiasco with the ?electro-depilatory,? so I spent extra time trying to think of something you?d like?? ?I wrote a long list?and weighed the merits of each item slowly eliminating and?? ?Um..what is this?? ?An ?Ab-o-flex? belt! Just strap it on your waist and let the patented flex action left and tone your?? ?In hindsight, I wonder if she would?ve preferred stretch pants??