Monty by Jim Meddick for June 13, 2005
Transcript:
"Look professor...I found a beetle in my pocket." "Fascinating...I'm not familiar with that species." "Ah...that fooka duns beetle. It find safe, dark place...lay small green eggs.." "Hmm...well, that explains a lot." "Why...yes indeed." "I just thought my "tic tacs" had passed their expiration date..." "And I just assumed you shunned all forms of oral hygiene."