Move over, Santos. There’s a new Duplicitous Scumbag Imposter in town.
Or maybe he’s trying out material for a stand-up comedy act. I don’t know the name for his legal defense that explains why he had money hidden in clothing along with a cache of gold bars. “I withdrew it from savings accounts and wanted to keep it safe the way it used to be done.”
Walk like an Egyptian is playing in his head with the voice of Steve Martin.