Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 13, 1998
Transcript:
Marcie: It's the sling dance, Charles.. Would you like to go with me? Charles: Who is this? Peppermint Patty: She's Marcie, Chuck, you blockhead! You can't go with her! You said you'd go with me! Marcie: I'm a better dancer, Charles.. Peppermint Patty: Don't push the envelope, Chuck.. Marcie: Tango, Tango! Charles!
Charlie Brown: “We’re sorry, the number you have dialed has been disconnected. The previous occupant has left the country under an assumed name. Please hang up and don’t try your call again.”