Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2005

Transcript:

"Hello, there, sir...I'm with the Antelope Missionary Corps and we'd like to set up a time that we could send some of the Corps out to your home and maybe sit down and talk." "Any time gud. Juss trow ovah fence." "Throw what over the fence?" "Dead body." "Corps. Not corpse." "Oh. Me no want any..." SLAM!