Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 11, 2014
Rat: Would you say most people are happy, unhappy, or somewhere in between? Goat: Somewhere in between. Rat: Right. Yet when we pose for photos, we always smile. Which raises a question. Who are we feeling? Goat: Some points can be made without bullhorns. Rat: not the good ones.