Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 02, 2017
Transcript:
Dad: Whoa! What is that strange glowing object in the sky? I can't recall ever seeing it before! It must be a UFO! We surrender alien overlords! Just don't hurt us! Phoebe: Dad makes this joke on every sunny winter day. Dad: Take the girl and the unicorn if you must! Just spare me!
“Unicorn? What unicorn? You shall be killed for lying to us, Earthling!”
“Mari, turn off your Shield of Boringness right now!”
“That is now how you say…”
“Whatever, just turn it off so the aliens can see you!”