Prickly City by Scott Stantis for July 21, 2004
July 20, 2004
July 22, 2004
Transcript:
Winslow: No, really, we can get married, Carmen! Carmen: Says who, Winslow? Winslow: The Massachusetts Supreme Court! Carmen: Oh great! From the same state that gave us Ted Kennedy and John Kerry. Winslow: Are they married? Carmen: Only ideologically.
This is Really Dumb for a Few Reasons:1. There are 2 Reasons to Oppose Bestiality:a. The Bible Forbids It(Religious Authority based on Ancient Book).b. It’s a Form of Animal Abuse(the Logical Reason). In the Context of this Comic, however, Animals would seem to be Sentient, & thus Capable of Consenting to Inter-Species Relations, meaning that (b.) No longer Applies & the only thing standing between Coyote-Human Matrimony is an Anthology of Tall-Tales & Psalms, much like the Situation with Gay Marriage Now.2. Gay Marriage, Literally, can Not Harm Anyone.3. What is the Government doing, Wasting its Time & Money Regulating Marriage? Let Evangelicals exclude Gays, more Marriages for the Unitarian Universalist.