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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

Recent Comments

  1. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    Make them sing, too. Singing merkin bathmats. They will sell like hotcakes—- singing, merkin hotcake bathmats.

  2. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    He forgot his bird coasters featured on Frog Blog, too. What if he is invited to tea? Where would he put his wet merkin? Bring your own coasters, I say. Be merpared.

  3. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    I just realized that I coined a new word. Bathmateers. Think: musketeers. Not sure if it’s lame enough to pass the muster of this group.

  4. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    Not one person in twenty understands this cartoon anyway, hmofo813. That’s what makes us an exclusive community of bathmateers (think musketeers).

  5. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

    Found it!

    When Presley had showed up that morning at the White House — decked out in a purple velvet suit, a gold belt and a Colt. 45 pistol — he came bearing a personal letter to the President explaining his reasons. “I have done an in-depth study of drug abuse and Communist brainwashing techniques and I am right in the middle of the whole thing where I can and will do the most good,” the 35-year-old singer wrote in the letter, which noted that young people see him as one of them, thus making him the perfect person to help fight the war on illegal drugs. “I would love to meet you just to say hello if you’re not too busy.”

    Presley, a collector of police badges, wanted a badge from the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs and to be named a “Federal Agent at Large.”

    But we know it was really “Federal Frilled Lizard Agent at Large.”

  6. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

    Elvis’s cape sort of resembled a frilled lizard. Didn’t Nixon give him a government title of some sort?

  7. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

    What’s the difference between an Urban Myth and a Conspiracy Theory?

  8. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

    I knew there was a reason, but I wasn’t sure what it was. I feel safer living on this flat planet called Earth now.

  9. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

    9/11 Conspiracies, Princess Diana’s murder, Subliminal advertising, Moon landing hoax, Paul McCartney’s death, JFK assassination, Roswell crash & cover-up, Protocols of the Elders of Zion, The Satanic panic, Chemtrails, Barack Obama birtherism, COVID and 5GBirds aren’t real, The Earth is flat, COVID treatments cause COVID deaths, Reptilians run the U.S. government.

    My favorite of the conspiracy theories above is Birds aren’t Real and Reptilians run the U.S. government.

  10. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

    I am offended by being offended!