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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

Recent Comments

  1. about 3 hours ago on Frog Applause

    My guess the proofreader and the “take me to your leader” are the same person.

  2. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    painedsmile 20 minutes agoI looked up tuna tower. It’s a real thing or place. It’s the crow’s nest on a yacht. Google ‘tuna tower’ and ‘yacht’ together.

  3. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    Happy Birthday, Teresa!

  4. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    No, Amanda El-Dweek. How many guesses do we get?

  5. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    I’m changing my guess to Dave Whamond.

  6. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    My guess is Wiley.

  7. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    n.1.(Zool.) The anal fork on which the larva of certain insects carry their feces.

  8. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    All kidding aside, I think today’s comic is predicting nothing. We would never let a cancelation stand. We took swift action the first time, and we would do it again. There is no way that Teresa is going anywhere — unless it is of her own accord.

  9. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    Good thing Teresa owns a bathmat factory. There’s that to fall back on.

  10. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    A poem. I like it.