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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

Recent Comments

  1. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    My thimbleberries are in constant peril from roaming cacodemons.

  2. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    Do a backflip, Frida. Run through a burning bathmat factory! Jump off a pineapple truck! C’mon, Frida, you can do it.

  3. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    Would two uvulas affect one’s ability to make clear sounds when speaking. Is it a significantly unfortunate condition or an anatomic anomaly that makes little difference?

  4. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    Three legs and two uvulas. She’s the girl for me.

  5. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    Thank you for that explanation. I understand this alternate usage now.

  6. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    No cartoon can go wrong if the word UVULA is included—especially a FA cartoon.

  7. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

    Charles Nelson Reilly’s cousin…

  8. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    Something fishy is going on here.

  9. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    Her ribbon and mouth have the same shape. She isn’t the most attractive of ladies. Perhaps she had a great personality—when she wasn’t commiting crimes.

  10. 16 days ago on Frog Applause

    18 lameller faces! We’re doomed.