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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

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Nancy

Nancy

By Olivia Jaimes
Frog Applause

Frog Applause

By Teresa Burritt

Recent Comments

  1. 5 months ago on Frog Applause

    @Meh~todology, fka Pepelaptur. Didn’t you get Teresa’s newsletter about her being in the hospital and having blood transfusions? She’s trying to recover, I think. Hopefully, she will be back in lame form soon.

  2. 6 months ago on Frog Applause

    When rabbits start caring about the size of their ears, things can only go badly.

  3. 6 months ago on Frog Applause

    I, too, have a love affair with plumbing supplies.

  4. 6 months ago on Frog Applause

    ?!?!? Not by a long shot, I’m afraid, This is pretty tame on the lame-o-meter. Teresa has done dozens of FAs that were way beyond this is bizarreness. Have you been through her archive? I wish I could point you to specific examples, but this wouldn’t make even my long list, let alone my short list of truly bizarre FAs.

  5. 6 months ago on Frog Applause

    I looked up winklepickers. They’re a style of shoe or boot worn during the 1950s onward. They were popular with British rock and roll fans.

  6. 6 months ago on Frog Applause

    What about pigeons disguised as rats. What about THAT?!!!

  7. 6 months ago on Frog Applause

    Happy Birthday, goboboyd. I’ve always been curious how it feels to have a birthday on a holiday. As a kid, I can see how you might never be able to have a party on your actual birthdate—either days before or days after to have a get-together. Does anyone else have a holiday birthday?

  8. 6 months ago on Frog Applause

    My guess the proofreader and the “take me to your leader” are the same person.

  9. 8 months ago on Frog Applause

    painedsmile 20 minutes agoI looked up tuna tower. It’s a real thing or place. It’s the crow’s nest on a yacht. Google ‘tuna tower’ and ‘yacht’ together.

  10. 8 months ago on Frog Applause

    Happy Birthday, Teresa!