Somebody has to do it and no one else is volunteering, so I guess I’m stuck with the job.
The joy is in NOT having to clean up the mess.
A recession is when my neighbor loses his job. A depression is when I lose my job.
Mandrake might have some tips on using hypnosis as a super power.
Still have school dreams and the public toilet one. Another is when I’m driving and the brakes aren’t working. Although, I think the worst is dreaming that I overslept and am late for work. Then, I’m wide awake at 2 a.m.
Simply look at the roots of the word “politics.”
Poly meaning many
Tics meaning blood sucking creatures.
Checkers was Richard Nixon’s dog. Supposedly, the dog was the only gift he ever accepted while in political office.
My job is explaining. Here are your new hearing aids. Here is how you clean them, insert them/remove them, use the charger, answer the cell phone and use the app.
Someone hacked my credit union and put charges on my card from Japan. I called and it was cleared up. New card issued.
Now election season starts the day after the last election.