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Upton O'Goode Free

As I am young, strong and handsome it is no wonder women sprawl recumbent at the very sight of me. On the other hand, it could be my heart-stopping animal magnetism causing their utter surrender. Perhaps it's my massive intellect, monetary acumen or artistic talent? There are so many possibilities it's just hard to say. Tell you what, why don't y'all drop by the citadel tomorrow for a Schorschbock or two so you can see for yourselves? I believe the bartender's day off is Friday, but no matter, if he's not here the butler can attend to you. He will let me know you're here at any rate. It's no problem for me to pause work on my cancer cure for a small visit; it's not near done. Got a feeling it's going to take all weekend. ! It'll push back my interview with the pope, but if he wants to work for me as badly as it seems he'll just have to wait.

Recent Comments

  1. 8 days ago on Cul de Sac

    64? All I ever got was the box of 24.

  2. 15 days ago on ViewsEurope

    In the early days of photography people were easily duped into believing in fairies and ghosts. These days we, most of us anyway, are well aware of the tricks used way back when. My point? Educate yourselves and quite kvteching.

  3. 27 days ago on John Deering

    And why is McConnell called the Majority leader? He’s Minority Leader.

  4. 27 days ago on John Deering

    The bulb in the first panel is McConnell, obviously. So…why are the repubs in the second panel screwing him in?

  5. 29 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    They sneak up on you with that stuff.

  6. 29 days ago on Jeff Danziger

    Eggs in the US supermarkets are almost never fertilized. They’re not zygotes they’re gametes.

  7. about 1 month ago on Get Fuzzy

    I LOVE it when Satchel wins!

  8. about 1 month ago on Geech

    Grump is its own reward!

  9. about 1 month ago on Ballard Street

    Ah! Now I see it properly. Thank you, rhpil!

  10. about 1 month ago on Ordinary Bill

    My dad was a pig, my mom spotless and polished. They had four kids. Go figure.