Let Texas go. Like most Republican-leaning states, it takes more money from the U.S. government than it pays in taxes. Everyone remaining in the U.S. would be better off.
I love this comic. I really do.
“From the snack bar line, I stab at thee.”
The message here is that the Miranda Warnings are a waste of time. A person accused of a crime is obviously guilty and no effort should be made to protect their rights.
The Republican-controlled Supreme Court recently gutted much of Miranda, and we can be sure will remove the rest of that right in coming years.
A stalactite could have fallen down and impaled him. He would have had to impale himself on a stalagmite.
Could be worse – the cloud could have peed on you. (Now where have I seen that before?)
They do if you really want them to.
It’s a deliberately nonsense song that probably took someone 15 seconds to write. That’s part of its silly charm.
Gang, it looks like we have a mystery on our hands.
I predict they’ll pull off the Mangy Raccoon’s mask to discover Mr. McGruder, who’s trying to scare everyone away from the dump so he can turn it into high-rent condos;