@waistlb Superlative tongue in cheek humor!!
“To the moon, Alice! To the moon!!”
The landing impact will turn him into applesauce.
“Back in the USSR….”
Or you could use a term from 70 years ago and no one would know what you’re talking about. “You need your big end bearings replaced and we’re all out of babbitt.”
Stick around for the trailers…
They’re called dogs. Or Corvettes.
Kathy did some pot before she made her pot.
Sorry for your loss, Ratkin. I didn’t have much problem quitting cigarettes…. because I always dipped Copenhagen. After 20 years of that, I quit cold turkey. But I really didn’t quit, I just replaced it with chewing gum. 30 years later, I had throat cancer. We killed it with radiation and chemo. 5 years later I remain cancer free.