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Jerry Free

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  1. about 2 months ago on B.C.

    x = 10

  2. about 2 months ago on Back to B.C.

    Firefly and lightning bug are the same thing. Just different names.

  3. about 2 months ago on Drabble

    They do in cartoons.

  4. 2 months ago on Broom Hilda

    Cornelius Noodleman spelled backwards is Suilenroc Nameldoon. ;-)

  5. 3 months ago on Frank and Ernest

    Time is nature’s way to keep everything from happening all at once.

  6. 4 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is ‘UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.And this up is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.One could go on & on, but I’ll wrap it UP, for now. My time is UP.Oh … one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?U PDon’t screw up. Send this on to everyone you look up in your address book. Now I’ll shut up.

  7. 4 months ago on The Meaning of Lila

    Boyd doesn’t have his seat belt on.

  8. 7 months ago on Drabble

    I remember when I could drive all day on #1.00 worth of gas.

  9. 8 months ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    Me too.

  10. 8 months ago on Wizard of Id