If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy…
But the pain is in Uranus….
The best proof there is a heaven I’ve heard so far is; dogs gotta go somewhere when they pass.
Well, don’t be playing with yourself or you’ll get a hairy hoof.
I think it was John Lennon who said “Love isn’t blind, it’s deaf”
Hop in my Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale and it’s about to set saaaaail!
“I’m all great flavors, I’m guaranteed ta satisfy…..hold on, one more.”
“Blessed are the big-noses….”
I’ll bet he’s also got a 45 minute Youtube video trashing the new Barbie movie.
There changing the lingo too. No longer do you “tweet”, now you “X-crete”