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1. about 13 hours ago on Frog Applause

   Wahnßinn, waß meinßt du dabei? XP

2. about 13 hours ago on Frog Applause

   My corfhouse has hákarl curing in it. Plenty of legroom there, nobody wants to come in.

3. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

   This is the quälity lame cöntent I come to Frog Applaüße to see. Check out my ümlauts, indeed! XD

4. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

   That’s got to be Scott Adams

5. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

   I have tried leaving a comment this morning including the International Chili Society’s rules for chili verde. Every single one has told me that my comment contains banned word(s). For all intents and purposes, any and all meats are allowed. Just no beans or pasta. GoComics’ nannybots are out of control.

6. 5 days ago on Non Sequitur

   A woman and a gentleman lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The woman, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

   He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”This catches the woman’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The woman doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay,” says the lawyer, “your turn.” She asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references … no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress … no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the woman and hands her $500. The woman thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the woman and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

   Without a word, the woman reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

7. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

   Will someone please think of the catgirls?

8. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

   Pepperidge Farm remembers…

9. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

   PEBKAC error

10. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Hello, Dali, yes hello, Dali…