Oldwolfcookoff

The Old Wolf Free

Wandering Shaman, lover of Mother Gaia, seeking to make the world a place where everyone wins. Fond of offal and other broken meats. Chases invisible cows.

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    Dorveille has been my reality for years.

  2. 11 days ago on Luann

    Really? At the age of, what, six? You can’t blame her for being exactly what she’s been raised to be by an insouciant parent. She’s modeling exactly what she’s seen; the fault, if you wish to find one, is entirely with Jonah.

  3. 11 days ago on Frog Applause
    “Will Beowulf conquer the Dragon? Will Tristan return to Iseult? Will Peewee find her dolly? Tune in this channel tomorrow night and in the meantime, wake up and hurry to your neighborhood druggist for a cake of Skyway’s Kwikbrite Armor Polish, the better polish used by the better knights sans peur et sans reproche." – Heinlein, Have Space Suit, Will Travel
  4. 12 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    That’s fine. Be prepared for tomatoes at $25.00 per pound. In the meantime, I’m sorry the adversary has made his home in your heart; I’ll pray for you, that you might be graced with empathy and compassion.

  5. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    You think you can drive me away? Huh? Do you? Your first mistake was thinking I was utterly sane.

  6. 13 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Which is why there are so many MAGAts in this country. “My ignorance is just as good as your knowlege!”

  7. 13 days ago on Frog Applause

    All major credit cards accepted!

  8. 14 days ago on Frog Applause

    At least your inner voice is respectable. Mine is a telemarketer.

  9. 15 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Calvin is obviously an ADHD child. There is much about my own early youth that parallels what I see and enjoy in this monumentally perfect 10-year adventure, although I was nowhere near as imaginative as Calvin. One of my report cards from 7th grade (age 11) had a note from science class – even my favorite subject – that read, “The Old Wolf has done little homework, has kept no notes, and pays very little attention in class. He gets lost in his own thoughts, or some plaything or other during most of our class discussions.” Over 60 years later, I still struggle with focus.

  10. 16 days ago on Non Sequitur

    “We’ve been trying to reach you about your auto’s extended warranty!”