I like that Death’s scythe is a weed-whacker.
Ask Phillip.
You don’t get jiggy with jello salad, you get JIGGLY.
American Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food. Not cheese, cheese food. I guess that means it’s what American pasteurized processed cheese eats.
Only way to liven up golf is to make it a contact sport (see also: “Basebrawl” from Mad Magazine in the 70s)
Canada’s definitely weird, they celebrate the 4th of July on the 1st.
Better Living Through Chemistry!
Actually white people invented rap, we just called it Square Dancing.
Nothing funnier than vitreous humor.
My dad used to say “grass don’t grow on a busy street”. I used to reply “no sense putting a roof on an empty shed”. Now I’m much, much older and looking more and more like him
I like that Death’s scythe is a weed-whacker.