I’m reposting my comments cause I got some crazy replies. This is another reason Calvin won’t miss his parents when they die. I bet he has a long list of reasons he won’t miss ether of them. Number 1 for his dad would be every time he says “It builds character.” Number 1 for his mom are the gross dinners and making him eat at a table instead of in front of the TV.
I feel really sorry for the poor kid, being treated like dirt by characters that are so useless most of them don’t even have names. I hate when STARS are treated like dirts by extras. Another reason Calvin will not miss any of these guys when they are dead. When his parents die he might rent a wood chipper and say that’s how they wanted to leave.
Calvin needs an Omnitrix then he would brake Moe’s arms and he would never be able to hit anything for a long time, Moe wouldn’t be as tough without his arms. And no one would know it was Calvin.
I hate when the stars don’t appear and the extras hog the spotlight. If the strip did center around Boring Married Couple it would be over within a month. Let’s also be happy the strip isn’t called: Susie Derkins: the girl who has great grades but a normal life or Moe: The Bully who always wins or Miss Wormwood: The old still single teacher who hates her job or even worse Rosaline and Charlie: the man we never see and he’s just a name. A key reason Calvin and Hobbes hate their extras is cause they win and they the STARS get hurt.
Yes, if you check the previous before this one.