I feel really sorry for the poor kid, being treated like dirt by characters that are so useless most of them don’t even have names. I hate when STARS are treated like dirts by extras. Another reason Calvin will not miss any of these guys when they are dead. When his parents die he might rent a wood chipper and say that’s how they wanted to leave.
Calvin needs an Omnitrix then he would brake Moe’s arms and he would never be able to hit anything for a long time, Moe wouldn’t be as tough without his arms. And no one would know it was Calvin.
I hate when the stars don’t appear and the extras hog the spotlight. If the strip did center around Boring Married Couple it would be over within a month. Let’s also be happy the strip isn’t called: Susie Derkins: the girl who has great grades but a normal life or Moe: The Bully who always wins or Miss Wormwood: The old still single teacher who hates her job or even worse Rosaline and Charlie: the man we never see and he’s just a name. A key reason Calvin and Hobbes hate their extras is cause they win and they the STARS get hurt.
Dogs that will wind up there will be Spike and Tike from Tom & Jerry, Hector from Looney Tunes, The brown dog and Rudy from Garfield & Friends and any other dogs who were mean to cats.
Me or drds2?