Wouldn't you like to know?
White cats with blue ears walking through a snowstorm?
There’s a Yellow Pigs’ Day? People will imagine anything!
You’d better hope all it does is quack.
Better a long password you can remember than a short one you can’t.
Yeah, I said the same after the last election.
or knife allergies
Wow, the fog layer is thick today.
Any number times zero equals zero. That nine is about to become nil, like a team on the losing end of a World Cup match.