Wouldn't you like to know?
She just can’t let herself have nice things.
Next step: building Frankenstein’s monster. (Who says he came up with that idea on his own?)
Somewhere on the other side of town, a band is playing “The Humpty Dance.”
St. Nick is ticked. Did the cat bite a reindeer? Break Dad out of prison? Or mug an elf?
You may as well tell him to stay home and be a “listener.”
All the rap stars do it. Why not?
I bet she was impersonating Keanu Reeves when she said that.
Gabriel Iglesias said much the same thing, “I’m Sorry for What I Said While I Was Hungry.”
Well, he works for the King, so he has an extra reason…
The kicker is that “Dakota” really means “ally” or “friend.”
She just can’t let herself have nice things.