Life's a beach!
There is also a commandment “Thous Shalt not kill.” Worshippers don’t seem to mind all the wars that religious groups embrace to achieve their desire to force others to follow their edicts
The coldest temperatures for the month of May in 78 years
I was in bed with my girlfriend and thought somebody had used dynamite somewhere nearby
Mice are so underappreciated. Anyone have a trap Cuddles can borrow
Look on the bright side. You have, what looks like, a big, cast iron pot. Time to make a big batch of stew or chili
I demand a full week of warm weather and no rain
This explains why there is a chance that you may die when under anesthesia