There was a TV Movie “Marley and Me” that ran along similar lines. My folks also had three St. Bernards. Heart failure claimed each of them. We planted an oak tree for each of them when they passed.
The Marx Bros routine from “The Coconuts” In this scene, Groucho and Chico are discussing a map, and Groucho mentions the presence of a viaduct between the mainland and a peninsula. Chico, playing the role of an immigrant with poor English skills, hilariously responds with, “Why a duck?” This leads to a delightful exchange where Chico continues with lines like “Why a no chicken?” and “I catch ona why a horse.” The routine has become a touchstone for Marx Brothers fans
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