When my parents moved, every Spring, a red-bellied woodpecker would announce his return by drilling on the metal gutters or downspouts. From inside the house, it was LOUD
That story about the Chevy Nova not selling in Spanish speaking countries is funny, but it has been debunked: Snopes fact-check/chevrolet-nova-name-spanish/
He is saying that document is a forgery. To continue your analogy, a copy of the U.S. Constitution with Abraham Lincoln as a signatory would be a fake. So, if someone quotes from it, what is said might nor might not be in the real Constitution.
The advice to “walk like a penguin” when crossing ice is decades old. When I moved to Minnesota, 30 years ago, it was used in an ad for ice melt. (The point being, if you used ice melt, you could avoid the need to walk like a penguin.)
When my parents moved, every Spring, a red-bellied woodpecker would announce his return by drilling on the metal gutters or downspouts. From inside the house, it was LOUD