Recent Comments

1. over 11 years ago on Reality Check

   i want a new duck.one that won’t quack all night or i’ll tie him up with duct tape.

2. over 11 years ago on One Big Happy

   LMAO!!!!!

3. over 11 years ago on F Minus

   i remember ‘pitfall’.i played that game on the coleco vision.

4. over 11 years ago on Close to Home

   look at me,i’m white & nerdy!

5. over 11 years ago on The Flying McCoys

   he must have thousands of friends on facebook.

6. over 11 years ago on Ziggy

   this reminds me of a weird al yankovic song: i’ll sue yai sued taco bell ‘cause i ate half a million chulapas and i got fat.i sued panasonic.they never said i shouldn’t use their microwave to dry off my cat.i sued earthlink ‘cause i called ’em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold.i sued starbucks ’cause i spilled a frappucino in my lap and brr it was cold.i sued toys-r-us ’cause i swallowed a nerf ball and nearly choked to death.i sued petco ’cause i ate a bag of kitty litter and now i’ve got bad breath.i sued coca cola,yo ‘cause i put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck.i sued duracell…they never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose.i sued home depot…’cause they sold me a hammer which they knew i might drop on my toes.i sued dell computers ‘cause i took a bath with my laptop-now it doesn’t work.if you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late,i’ll sue ya!i sued ben affleck….aw,do i even need a reason? if i sprain my ankle while i’m robbing your place.if i hurt my knuckles when i punch you in the face,i’ll sue ya! i’ll take all your money!

7. over 11 years ago on The Middletons

   i’d love to see inferno.

8. over 11 years ago on Off the Mark

   i want a new duck.one that won’t raid the icebox or quack all night.one that’ll stay in shape.one that’s never gonna try to migrate or escape.or i’ll tie him up with duct tape.

9. over 11 years ago on Off the Mark

   or devil’s child by judas priest.

10. over 11 years ago on Rose is Rose

    me too! it looks even better when it’s wet.