THAT! IS!! NOT!!! MY!!!! COW!!!!!
When you first fell, were you “up” or “down”? If “up,” your first “get up” precedes your first “fall down,” so yes, get up once more than you fall down. At least, that’s how I’ve always interpreted “Fall seven, rise eight.”
The power plant? Or Unseen University??
I think Hawkeye and Trapper did that in an episode of M*A*S*H.
Probably not “calls.” More likely “texts.”
Havelock Vetinari for Patri—er, President!
When I see that much of someone’s underpants, I get this urge to give them an atomic wedgie.
Wonderful tribute. Thanks.
Yeah … no. There’s research indicating that guys who make those jokes aren’t joking.