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  1. about 21 hours ago on FoxTrot Classics

    The KM always has the final say.

    “Kitchen Master”

  2. about 21 hours ago on Doonesbury

    The sounds of robots being tortured.

  3. 9 days ago on MythTickle

    Copying and pasting Greek letters, I get σεμβροτοιοσζανα with a translation of “germ free”, using the translator. I wouldn’t take bets on whether or not that’s correct.

  4. 25 days ago on Rubes

    Agree – I see a lot more Peter Max here than Alton Kelley.

  5. about 1 month ago on Scary Gary

    Technically Gary is undead.

  6. 3 months ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    Here it is:(Verse 1)In a world of fur and scales, a hero stands alone,A tiny ball of courage, in a hamster zone.With a coat so sleek, and eyes that gleam,Photogenic superhero, in a world unseen.

    Through the twists of fate, and a touch of tragedy,Leprosy won’t hold him back, he’s breaking free.In the darkest hour, he’ll light the way,A hamster with a mission, come what may.

    Photogenic hero, on a tiny quest,With a heart so big, and a fur-lined chest.Leprosy can’t dim his dazzling smile,In the face of adversity, he’ll go the extra mile.(Verse 2)His tiny paws leave prints in the sand,Defying the odds, in a superhero stand.Through the lens of justice, he strikes a pose,In the face of danger, courage only grows.

    Through the twists of fate, and a touch of tragedy,Leprosy won’t hold him back, he’s breaking free.In the darkest hour, he’ll light the way,A hamster with a mission, come what may.

    Photogenic hero, on a tiny quest,With a heart so big, and a fur-lined chest.Leprosy can’t dim his dazzling smile,In the face of adversity, he’ll go the extra mile.

    In a world that’s looking for a sign,He’s a beacon of hope, rain or shine.Through the lens of compassion, he’ll capture the day,An unlikely hero, in his own special way.(Verse 3)On Instagram and Twitter, he trends,A hamster with a message, to all his friends.Facing challenges with a click and a flash,He’ll never let his spirit be dashed.

    Through the twists of fate, and a touch of tragedy,Leprosy won’t hold him back, he’s breaking free.In the darkest hour, he’ll light the way,A hamster with a mission, come what may.

    Photogenic hero, on a tiny quest,With a heart so big, and a fur-lined chest.Leprosy can’t dim his dazzling smile,In the face of adversity, he’ll go the extra mile.

    So here’s to the hamster, so brave and bright,A photogenic hero, in the spotlight.In every snapshot, his story is told,An inspiration to young and old.

  7. 3 months ago on Rubes

    Or rather, BeheMothra

  8. 3 months ago on Skin Horse

    “Break off the attack? That shouldn’t work. It’s “Blueberry Waffles!”

  9. 4 months ago on Bloom County

    I’m guessing this is a parody of the 1987 NFL players strike.

  10. 5 months ago on Andertoons

    Hmm, this was the Nov 30 cartoon. I thought it looked familiar.