Recent Comments

1. 19 minutes ago on Scary Gary

   A little more of the sad back-story of our favorite Creepy Little Girl, Beatrice. I’d almost agree with Owen that it’s time for an intervention, but I think it’s too late for that to be effective!

2. 22 minutes ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Well done, Zeeba Neighba! And, yet, the Crocs are right about the Internet being a “terrible” place….

3. 25 minutes ago on Monty

   Go back to wherever you got this one, Monty. And if they’re “out of stock” there, just give up this dangerous and sloppy prank, anyway!

4. 28 minutes ago on Luann Againn

   Tiff and Luann are taking striking poses,… for Knute’s candid camera, that is….   

5. 32 minutes ago on Luann

   “Fraid Kip has got your number, Stef. In fact, by his disdainful remarks, he’s more than ready to move on: consider yourself dumped!

6. 39 minutes ago on The Grizzwells

   Well, loser-porky, when you’re at the absolute bottom, the only way to go is UP!

7. about 1 hour ago on Frog Applause

   Aww. Too bad. Frida’s obviously a goner! I expect tomorrow we’ll be tucking her into her shoebox-coffin whilst trying to avoid infection!

   Or, alternately, Frida could quit the hypochondriacal practice of reading web shamanistic “medicine” sites….

8. about 1 hour ago on Eek!

   I’m afraid Rex can’t do that, Bob (or whatever your name is, you deadhead)….

9. about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

   Tracy was already well enough known to the Underworld that the mere sight of the Famous Yellow Trenchcoat put the fear of the Law into the gang! Ed, a lefty unless just momentarily transferring his pistol while holding the door with his right; Blowtop with his tommygun; and the indisguisable Flattop collecting the cash behind the counter from the sweaty bank employee are all primed to take a powder ASAP.

   And Tracy doesn’t even yet know there is a crime in progress! He thinks the putative getaway car is just some parking violation. —And what’s with his fedora, without its snapped-brim (front down, back up)?

10. about 2 hours ago on Cul de Sac

    Sorry, Alice, but Ma Nature does not have to conform to your four-year-old fantasies. Some day you will understand, and you may even appreciate Dad’s attempts to be supportive….