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  1. 15 days ago on Frazz

    I would get so tired of this. To this day I can’t stand hearing the words “Thank you for your service.” Look, bud, I joined because of Reagan’s crappy economy, not out of any love for your freedoms — especially when most of the people saying it consistently vote to take those freedoms away.

  2. 29 days ago on Frazz

    My money’s on Ellison.

  3. about 2 months ago on Frazz

    Hardison dies in plan M.

  4. 4 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Celebrate the bad times. Pig’s gonna be okay.

  5. 7 months ago on AJ and Magnus

    We all voted, you are the only one.

  6. 8 months ago on Non Sequitur

    I thought you guys didn’t like dynasties?

  7. over 1 year ago on AJ and Magnus

    Sorry, SV, but no. You came in here asking the creator to change the strip according to your personal dislikes. You are in the wrong.

  8. almost 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Same thing. At least, according to Monty Python.

    Immanuel Kant was a real pissantWho was very rarely stable

    Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggarWho could think you under the table

    David Hume could out-consumeWilhelm Freidrich Hegel

    And Wittgenstein was a beery swineWho was just as schloshed as Schlegel

    There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’bout the raising of the wristSocrates, himself, was permanently pissed

    John Stuart Mill, of his own free willOn half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

    Plato, they say, could stick it awayHalf a crate of whiskey every day

    Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottleAnd Hobbes was fond of his dram

    And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart“I drink, therefore I am.”

    Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missedA lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed

  9. over 6 years ago on Bloom County 2019

    Writing songs?

  10. about 7 years ago on Frazz

    Dandelions are the secret that will save the world. What good are roses?