Recent Comments

1. 16 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Now you just need to have the card in your possession and wave it over the terminal.

2. about 2 months ago on Frazz

   I would get so tired of this. To this day I can’t stand hearing the words “Thank you for your service.” Look, bud, I joined because of Reagan’s crappy economy, not out of any love for your freedoms — especially when most of the people saying it consistently vote to take those freedoms away.

3. 2 months ago on Frazz

   My money’s on Ellison.

4. 3 months ago on Frazz

   Hardison dies in plan M.

5. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Celebrate the bad times. Pig’s gonna be okay.

6. 9 months ago on AJ and Magnus

   We all voted, you are the only one.

7. 9 months ago on Non Sequitur

   I thought you guys didn’t like dynasties?

8. almost 2 years ago on AJ and Magnus

   Sorry, SV, but no. You came in here asking the creator to change the strip according to your personal dislikes. You are in the wrong.

9. almost 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Same thing. At least, according to Monty Python.

   Immanuel Kant was a real pissantWho was very rarely stable

   Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggarWho could think you under the table

   David Hume could out-consumeWilhelm Freidrich Hegel

   And Wittgenstein was a beery swineWho was just as schloshed as Schlegel

   There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’bout the raising of the wristSocrates, himself, was permanently pissed

   John Stuart Mill, of his own free willOn half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

   Plato, they say, could stick it awayHalf a crate of whiskey every day

   Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottleAnd Hobbes was fond of his dram

   And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart“I drink, therefore I am.”

   Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missedA lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed

10. almost 7 years ago on Bloom County 2019

    Writing songs?