I do own a cell phone but - oddly enough - I use it to MAKE PHONE CALLS. That’s it. I have a friend who insists on sending me text messages and is perplexed when I phone her back.
DrCanuck, you beat me to it! I was all set with the Ogden Nash quote until I saw you’d already posted it! (although he later added a disclaimer to that poem that there was a “three-l-llama” frequented by firemen (“three-alarmer.”)
I do own a cell phone but - oddly enough - I use it to MAKE PHONE CALLS. That’s it. I have a friend who insists on sending me text messages and is perplexed when I phone her back.