Recent Comments

1. over 15 years ago on FoxTrot Classics

   moonrise293 says: Jason won’t think its so cool tomorrow.

   Got that right! What goes in has to come out eventually & I don’t think they make Novocaine for that area!{:-O

2. over 15 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Nature has a way of evening things out- when we starve from crop failures, there’ll be fewer of us driving cars & less need for coal fired power plants… But think… we’ll be able to sail to the North Pole, right?

3. over 15 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Is it possible Cap’n Eddy’s latest deposit created a toxic environment for the UFO & the crew were forced to risk exposure or face the possibility of a hull breach?

4. over 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I’m envisioning a future infomercial- “The Calvin Diet- Eat all you want, have energy to burn & still lose the weight!” Of course you’ll feel a bit cranky…

5. over 15 years ago on Wizard of Id

   Ron White sez- I don’t know how many of them it would have taken …, but I knew how many they were gonna use.

6. over 15 years ago on Baldo

   Worked in the auto dept of a hardware store for a while- did you know the spray starter fluid for carburetors contains ether? Joey seems perpetually anesthetized.

7. over 15 years ago on FoxTrot Classics

   GuntotingLiberal- Have to agree. My dad was proud of his garden & one nite served sliced carrots & mashed potatoes alongside mashed parsnips & we weren’t real sure about the mashed potato looking, carrot tasting stuff. Put us all off parsnips & we’ve never tried them since.

8. over 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   “Loves to eat them mousies. Mousies what I loves to eat. Bite dey tiny heads off, Nibble on dey tiny feet!” Source obscure

9. over 15 years ago on Tom Toles

   T.C.- Got that right! All he did was phone it in, Cheney took the messages & said “Here’s what he told me to do.”

10. over 15 years ago on Wizard of Id

    Didn’t the court jester go insane a few decades ago trying to figure out how to short sheet the King?