Recent Comments

1. over 14 years ago on Steve Benson

   Obama as Dr. Frankenstein … and creating his Monster. Hmmm, was that your intent?

2. over 14 years ago on Stuart Carlson

   YAWN!

3. almost 15 years ago on Andy Capp

   Susan001, may I suggest you subtract one [01] and become “000”? Now, Andy, do you know the difference between a “Drunk” and an “Alcoholic”? The “Drunk” does not have to attend the !@#$%^&*() meetings!

4. about 15 years ago on Close to Home

   The Greenville, S.C. Hospital System. Believe I’m exaggerating? I dare you to check-in!

5. about 15 years ago on Ziggy

   … Whoops, somebody forgot to put some buttons on the unit itself. “Only in the 21st Century, kids … only in the 21st Century” [My deepest apologies to Cindy Adams, formerly of the New York Post]

6. about 15 years ago on Ziggy

   Well, stupid bird, you’ll have more luck gettin’ a deal from Mr. Shatner at PriceLine … than watching that silly, special-effects-laden remake of Star Trek, with that pretty-boy, Chris Pine.

7. about 15 years ago on Close to Home

   And, you are now a registered member of the “Dumb … Sh*t … Southerner” Society of Retired Drunks.

8. about 15 years ago on B.C.

   “Patience, Jackass … Patience!”

9. about 15 years ago on Glenn McCoy

   What’s the problem, Queenie-Baby? Don’t like listening to Obamie droning on for hours in that “Scraping-Fingernails-On-A-Blackboard” monotone of his? Well, we can fix that up right quick for you —Auto-Delete-Obamie-Files!

10. about 15 years ago on Andy Capp

    And, furthermore, Flo dearest, it’s back to the kitchen with you. Cooking and cleaning is your lot in life. And, let’s not forget the masking tape for that big mouth of yours. Henkie!