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  1. 1 day ago on In the Bleachers

    This toon was brought to you by the fine folks at Pfaizer.

  2. over 1 year ago on The Born Loser

    He must be watching Jack Nicholson in About Schmidt. 2 hours and 5 minutes of the single most most wasted time in my life.

  3. over 1 year ago on PC and Pixel

    That’s a fate worse than death.

  4. over 1 year ago on B.C.

    Well, that’s going to muck with the ring count down the road.

  5. over 1 year ago on Monty

    Bet she’s vegan, too, and never lets you forget.

  6. over 1 year ago on FoxTrot

    Horse hockey. As “accurate” as weather forecasts are their weather results would have been opposite of frame #2. Best case would have had only one of them correct. Weather Underground used to be the most accurate one going until they were bought out by The Weather Channel. Then they got to be as inaccurate as the rest.

  7. over 1 year ago on WuMo

    I’d love to watch the competitions, but between the contestant sob stories and judges trying to outclown each other, they’re unwatchable. Shut up and compete! Shut up and vote! Since none can follow this simple model, I’ll just keep watching Big Bang and Outdoorman reruns.

  8. over 1 year ago on WuMo

    Overprotective mother creating a snowflake son who is then somehow expected to survive in the world. The more overtly-male characters will no doubt ultimately be criticized for displaying excess testosterone.

  9. over 1 year ago on WuMo

    Run. Don’t look back. Just run.

  10. almost 2 years ago on The Born Loser

    So stop watching the news. Here’s the trick to forecasting the news shows. Think of any scenario and then think of it in the worst possible light, with nothing redeemable and every event supposedly caused by absolute evil intent. There – you’ve just heard how it’ll be presented…. if presented at all. Now, no need to watch.